February 2012
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Anonymous asked: Klaine people are dumb; it's a group number with Mercedes on lead, Kurt doing some vocals and Puck too :)
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marry-me-naya replied to your post: I can say this without fear because I am pretty sure there is not a single Klaine shipper in this hat
I thought Sam was singing. The boys aren’t like gay enough in any definition for this song to work.
I haven’t even listened to the song, but I accidentally stumbled upon a stream of Klaine people freaking the FUCK out about it, and I was so disgusted I...
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I can say this without fear because I am pretty...
So. Kurt and Blaine—as a couple—are so completely joyless that giving them “Love Shack” is just an abomination. That should have been a group number for sure, with like Puck or Artie and Santana or Mercedes on lead.
Anonymous asked: Who's Tomotta? lol
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marry-me-naya replied to your post: I can’t tell which dude (or dudes) that is on…
i think its sam and maybe joe, like stereo hearts.
Who is Joe? Are they introducing more extraneous characters? When does Tomotta get to sing a real song? She can’t actually be worse than Finn.
I can’t tell which dude (or dudes) that is on Cherish, so it’s a Quinncedes duet, which is something I didn’t even know I wanted.
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someone fucking ask me stuff
# 1: Full name?
# 2: Current crush?
# 3: Addiction?
# 4: How tall am I?
# 5: Relationship status?
# 6: Girls I trust?
# 7: Boys I trust?
# 9: Current mood?
# 10: Favorite color?
# 11: Confession:
# 12: Who I miss?
# 13: Who I last hugged?
# 14: Who understands me?
# 15: Someone who is always there for me:
# 16: Last Text?
# 17: What pissed me off lately?
# 18: Who makes me laugh the most?
# 19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
# 20: Who makes me smile?
# 21: What am i listening to?
# 22: Turn ons?
# 23: Turn offs?
# 24: Bestfriends?
# 26: Second confess?
# 27: What I hate?
# 28: Who’s annoying?
Beer for Beasts! →
Just bought tickets for this best event of ever. Forty new beers to try! Food truck foods! All to save shelter animals in New York! I am SO EXCITED.
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2011 Employee Self-Review
I AM AWESOME AT EVERYTHING
PLEASE PUT MORE DOLLARS IN MY PAYCHECKS
MUCHAS GRACIAS
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Dear internet, christwire.org is satire, like The...
Good. Grief.
You guys, that Superbass/Edge of Glory mashup was a lie, wasn’t it? I’m sad.
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Thanks, friends
I am more okay than before.
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I am not okay.
Romeo & Juliet is not a love story aaaaaahhhhhhhh
Ugh, I can’t even believe Kurt would still bother trying to be Finn’s brother after all the shitty ways Finn has let him down.
(And remember, I even took Finn’s side when Burt yelled at him about calling Kurt’s lamp faggy.)
Emma's dirty sense of humor is back! Oh GOD
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skywarrior108 replied to your post: OH YOU GUYS THEY ACTUALLY EQUATED FINCHEL WITH…
A few weeks ago I said that Finchel was so unhealthy that it makes Bella and Edward look healthy.
Word. Except, I mean, I do have to give the unhealthy edge to the relationship that, you know, brought about the death of one of the people in it.
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Anonymous asked: who did? link please?
OH YOU GUYS THEY ACTUALLY EQUATED FINCHEL WITH THOSE TWILIGHT IDIOTS
THEY DID MY WORK FOR ME
Roz Washington/April Rhodes: the OTP to end all OTPs.
oh god figgins saying will you remove that giant...
it must!
Then, on the other hand, what about that stereotype the show bizarrely insists on perpetuating by occasionally reminding us that all of Santana’s extended family seems to have done a stint in jail?
Goddamn. It’s like consistency is a word in a language no one at that show has ever heard of.
HOLD ON
Last night was all about Santana taking Will to task for being the WORST Spanish teacher ever?
Holy hot balls.
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oh god, valentine’s day is so stupid.
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ducksinthehat replied to your post: Oh no it was in the promo. That means it’s getting…
Don’t give these duckie ladies more reasons to go on a nervous breakdown. Behave, Boobs!
Boobs always behaves!
Oh no it was in the promo. That means it’s getting cut from the episode!
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ducksinthehat replied to your post: RETCON!
OTPale. (Pale romance: It is a form of guardianship, but it isn’t simply about being platonic soul bros forever. A person is compelled by fate to watch over their moirail and keep them in line.)
Man, if only. They don’t give a shit about in each other in canon. Santana only wants Puck when she feels she needs the protection of having a boyfriend,...
UNCONSTITUTIONAL AS ALL HELL MOTHAFUCKAS
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RETCON!
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A Room with a View of HELL
Staircase of Satan!
Pond of DEATH!
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Guess what I found on Jerry's Facebook page!
A friend??? ...Buuuuuuuuuurn.
So emotional these days!
Anyway totally drunk
Yeah sports!
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I would just like to say I would be drinking this...
As Bob Costas or someone pointed out to President Obama, the Giants won in 2008 and so did he, so that had just better as hell be his good luck charm.
But it's okay because I have liquorrrrrrrr!
I'm sad
Oh hell, I just love Madonna so much
(Go Pats!)
